I have never had to deal with ants. Them and their googlie round cartoon heads...they seem
not real, but when a line of them is coming in through a crack near the door I suddenly snapped out of it...I mean these things can move mountains.
Beady little heads with their slow and steady maliciousness to get food and their sacrificial attitudes, I am freaked out by them...even if they have no eyes....or souls...
I am going to research diatomaceous earth methods and get back to you...right now I am assaulting them with vinegar and bleach...a noxious chemical when combined! And stabbing them with my broom and slapping them with the boise weekly...eeek...i am a crazy ant vigilante...constantly on the prowl...i'm exhausted just being on the lookout.
.. I think that some ethnographic studies wouldn't hurt either...I'm sure the old Boise natives'll have some natural ant deterrent insights. I wish they'd just stay outside! That would be one of my genie wishes...that anything smaller than my cat that was alive couldn't come into our house.
If any of you have child friendly suggestions to keep ants outside from coming in...let me know.
I was thinking of fruitcake...all aunties love fruitcake! what if I just put one out in the garden?
not real, but when a line of them is coming in through a crack near the door I suddenly snapped out of it...I mean these things can move mountains.
Beady little heads with their slow and steady maliciousness to get food and their sacrificial attitudes, I am freaked out by them...even if they have no eyes....or souls...
I am going to research diatomaceous earth methods and get back to you...right now I am assaulting them with vinegar and bleach...a noxious chemical when combined! And stabbing them with my broom and slapping them with the boise weekly...eeek...i am a crazy ant vigilante...constantly on the prowl...i'm exhausted just being on the lookout.
.. I think that some ethnographic studies wouldn't hurt either...I'm sure the old Boise natives'll have some natural ant deterrent insights. I wish they'd just stay outside! That would be one of my genie wishes...that anything smaller than my cat that was alive couldn't come into our house.
If any of you have child friendly suggestions to keep ants outside from coming in...let me know.
I was thinking of fruitcake...all aunties love fruitcake! what if I just put one out in the garden?
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