Hello all,(two people who actually read this,) I am going to take a gravy shower today!!! with olives on each finger and a never-ending glass of eggnog...keeps the skin supple and elegant...
it is a grimm realization that EVERY dish that we, (my friend and I,) would like to serve our families for
thanksgiving is an absolute health bomb!!! It's okay though...it's only one day...right? Wrong...it's a week that blends into christmas that blends into new year...gee I wonder where the new years resolution tradition came from!!! And where's the vegetarian turducken?
I am going to invent the new and improved must have vegetarian holiday dish...a tofurkeyumpkinillaritto!
It's a tofurkey braised in liquid aminos and black bean almond butter and wrapped in cabbage leaves stuffed into a pumpkin and rolled into a giant tortilla smeared with refried pinto beans and nutritional yeast...all taquito'd up and deep-fried in fair trade organic virgin cold pressed triple strained coconut oil...simply scrumptious..
Seriously though, thanksgiving is really disturbing! I mean isn't it supposed to mean something other than the day that we gorge ourselves? well i guess some of you watch football...hahahhaha! next year i will break all tradition! gotta go, grumpy 3 year old is up!
it is a grimm realization that EVERY dish that we, (my friend and I,) would like to serve our families for
thanksgiving is an absolute health bomb!!! It's okay though...it's only one day...right? Wrong...it's a week that blends into christmas that blends into new year...gee I wonder where the new years resolution tradition came from!!! And where's the vegetarian turducken?
I am going to invent the new and improved must have vegetarian holiday dish...a tofurkeyumpkinillaritto!
It's a tofurkey braised in liquid aminos and black bean almond butter and wrapped in cabbage leaves stuffed into a pumpkin and rolled into a giant tortilla smeared with refried pinto beans and nutritional yeast...all taquito'd up and deep-fried in fair trade organic virgin cold pressed triple strained coconut oil...simply scrumptious..
Seriously though, thanksgiving is really disturbing! I mean isn't it supposed to mean something other than the day that we gorge ourselves? well i guess some of you watch football...hahahhaha! next year i will break all tradition! gotta go, grumpy 3 year old is up!
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