thanksgiving day food rant...introducing the tofurkerumpkinaritto!!!

Hello all,(two people who actually read this,) I am going to take a gravy shower today!!! with olives on each finger and a never-ending glass of eggnog...keeps the skin supple and elegant...
it is a grimm realization that EVERY dish that we, (my friend and I,) would like to serve our families for

how to say no to a tamale.

Okay so I made it through breakfast without eating cooked food other than coffee...but tamale was the lunch special and when it comes to refusing a tamale...I've got nothing.  And how to make a raw tamale??? you got me there too.  i guess what I'm trying to say is: the masterpieces of cooked cuisine  cannot be substituted...this is my opinion at THIS point in my life, but I am open to suggestions...now, my two new years resolutions involve shotgunning a tallboy and developing a recipe for a raw tamale...I know, I know, I shoot for the sky!  My aspirations are mindboggeling even to myself!  later, Eva

down with sliced bread!

So lets talk about the natural ebb and flow, rise and fall, predator vs. prey...winners and losers.  In the battle for health in the form of RAW foods, I came out fighting, but somehow was swayed to the side of the