Okay, so you like green smoothies, and you can buy a 80 dollar blender and explode it in a week! (And they do not break your food down on the cellular level, or make it smooth liquid.) Sooooo...That's where I was! I balked at the cost of a Vitamix, (the cheapest one I could find was costco, $380,) but I quickly crunched the numbers, justifying it easily...so now I pass them on to you: